I think the ones being bitch-slapped are the ones that stay logged on for longer than 30 seconds.
keyser soze
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GB bitch-slap all apostates with TV.JW.ORG
by gopher123 inwith the launch of tv.jw.org, doesn't this mean that the apostates have won the battles, but finally lost the war?
ezekiel 38 states that in the time of the end, god's people would be prospering with "silver & gold.".
"kiss da rings" bitch!!!.
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What I learned from tonights meeting
by Powermetal4ever ini learned the hebrew word for lid.
i felt it was really worth the time to go there (or not) .
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keyser soze
I learned the hebrew word for lid. I felt it was really worth the time to go there (or not)
Maybe next time you'll learn how to say "jackasses" in Greek.
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New December KM with changes all over
by pixel inis not on the public website yet, but here it is, full more changes:.
to the 2015 school:.
bible highlights: brothers as- signed this part will have two min- utes to consider one interesting and practical scriptural point from the weekly bible reading.
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keyser soze
In 2016 School (if there are jws), the part will be reduced to "1 minute or less"
Or just one sentence: "(Fill in the blank) disobeyed Jehovah, and he got pissed."
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Is This ALL the Society Meant By Big Stuff Coming?
by millie210 inok, internet tv, some new songs and updates on a couple obscure prophecies no one cares about.... .
i for one was so disappointed at the smallness of it.
i guess i bought the hype that when they said "big", they meant it.. .
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keyser soze
Of course not. They're just whetting people's appetites for the real news- they're bringing back the Hoagie sandwich for next summer's District Convention.
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New December KM with changes all over
by pixel inis not on the public website yet, but here it is, full more changes:.
to the 2015 school:.
bible highlights: brothers as- signed this part will have two min- utes to consider one interesting and practical scriptural point from the weekly bible reading.
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keyser soze
the arrangement for congregations to use the first Saturday of each month to concentrate on starting Bible studies will be discontinued.
This, despite the staggering success rate.
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New December KM with changes all over
by pixel inis not on the public website yet, but here it is, full more changes:.
to the 2015 school:.
bible highlights: brothers as- signed this part will have two min- utes to consider one interesting and practical scriptural point from the weekly bible reading.
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keyser soze
How delighted we are that so many of our children read well! Parents are to be commended for their loving efforts to help their children become good readers.
How revolutionary of JWs to stress the value of reading to their children. The rest of the world should seek to emulate them in the education of the young.
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A Nice Story.
by Wrath of Jehu infriends.. i'm sure you will all be encouraged by this nice story related to me by a brother in my old congregation.
4 year old "jana" (not her real name), is from a witness family in a middle sized city.
she has faced many challenges in her pre-school class.
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keyser soze
When Jana was asked by the teacher how she felt about not taking part in the celebration she responded "Indeed it is not always easy to remain seperate from the world, but through my bible training which started in infancy, I have learned the difference between right and wrong. Birthdays are clearly condemned in God's word the bible. Although I am just a youth, the lessons i've learned by my loyal attendance at christian meetings has given me the gift of sound reasoning. Indeed, my adherance to christian principles may seem strange to others, but I realize that what is important is that I follow the direction of my heavenly father and the direction he provides through his Faithful and Discreet Slave Class on all matters. While this world and its desires is fleeting, my mind is firmly set on spritual matters with a view of life everlasting always in view. I have already dedicated my life to doing God's will and trust those whom He trusts and hope to symbolize this dedication by water baptism at the earliest possible time."
A 4 year old said all that, huh? *cough* bullshit.
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Prediction for JW TV
by GreenhornChristian inthought id throw my hat in the ring:.
music videos.
they have always frowned on anyone making their own music but will now it will be encouraged.
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keyser soze
Reality show like The Real World, where single JWs from differing backgrounds share a house, and personality conflicts sometimes arise.
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keyser soze
If Jesus laid such emphasis on this method of preaching [going to people's homes]
What other method was there in the first century? I always found this argument puzzling to say the least. It should be about getting the message out as efficiently as possible. The method of doing so is irrelevant.
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What will you do to celebrate Oct 2 2014?
by jwfacts inlike most people reading this, i was convinced that by 2014 the new system would 'definitely' have been operating for at least a decade.
now that i know this is not going to be the case i am going to have to think of some way to recognise 100 years of wts let downs and failed predictions.
there is no point fretting over the past so i think it will be a good time to celebrate.
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keyser soze
Working, then probably knock back a few beers while the Packers give the Vikings a thorough beatdown.